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Groups of intrest: Simplfied

  • SCP Foundation:

    Opens a Lemonade stand. Puts the lemons in cages.

  • Alexylva University:

    Opens a Lemonade stand in another dimension. We don't know where they put their lemons. They kind of just show up with the lemonade.

  • Are We Cool Yet?:

    A bunch of college students open a Lemonade stand. When an order is requested, the patron is given a spray painted lemon that explodes.

  • The Chaos Insurgency:

    Some people working the SCP Foundation Lemonade stand get mad, steal a few of the SCP Foundation's lemons, and go make their own lemonade stand. Now, whenever the people at the SCP Foundation's stand go to the store to buy more lemons, these wackos come out of nowhere and try to grab the lemons from their cart.

  • The Church of the Broken God:

    A few people in sneak in in the middle of the night, steal some of the Foundation's lemons, then run back to their own lemonade stand. They hot glue on some gears and start worshipping the lemons. They stack the lemons on top of each other to try to summon back the lemon god. No luck. They duck tape the lemons together and keep worshiping. Maybe one of these days.

  • Doctor Wondertainment:

    The people running the SCP Foundation's lemonade stand wake up to find six polka-dotted lemons sitting on their stand. The lemons are plastic, and, when poked with a stick, shoot out fiery lemonade of death. Every child on the block has one.

  • The Factory:

    The SCP Foundation workers go out to lunch. When they come back, their stand is surrounded by hundreds of identical lemons.

  • The Fifth Church:

    Across the street, there is a...what is that? Is that a lemon? I don't think so. No one comes to get the lemon, so it must not be a lemon...but I could have sworn that I saw a lemon.

  • The Global Occult Coalition (GOC):

    A small mob of people run up to the SCP Foundation's stand, grab as many lemons as they can, then set them on fire in the street while screaming at the top of their lungs.

  • GRU Division "P":

    Several Russians set up camp in their own lemonade stand across the street. Whenever they come across a lemon, they creep forward and poke it with a stick before grabbing it and sprinting back to their own stand.

  • Herman Fuller's Circus of the Disquieting:

    A circus comes to town. A circus that only shows lemons. Elephant? lemons. Clowns? Lemons. Trapeze artists? Nope, just lemons. Lemons everywhere.

  • The Horizon Initiative:

    An Abrahamic church down the street opens a lemonade stand. Every once in a while, they steal lemons from the other Lemonade stands and either protect them or set them on fire.

  • Manna Charitable Foundation:

    These people don't even have a stand. Each week, they fill the bed of their truck with lemons, then drive down to the homeless shelter and give them to people, promising that the lemons will make their lives better.

  • Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd.:

    An all-exclusive, high-end lemonade stand opens in the lot next to the SCP Foundation. They sell lemons at a price of about $100,000 a piece.

  • "Nobody":

    There is an empty lot down the street. A lemon sits there, sometimes. Sometimes it doesn't. Everyone sees it. People aren't sure what they think of this lemon. They just kind of accept it, since it doesn't really seem to be hurting anybody anyway.

  • Office For The Reclamation of Islamic Artifacts (ORIA):

    The Islamic Center down the street sets up a lemonade stand. They paint a thick yellow line all around their stand, and declare that any lemons that land in that line are theirs and that no one else that owns a lemonade stand is allowed in the line. This was all fine and good, until they moved the line six feet forward, then made it into a box around the center. Now, it holds the street corner and the grocery store on fifth avenue. The workers at the SCP Foundation have tried to intervene, only to be pelted with lemons.

  • Prometheus Labs, Inc.:

    A lemonade stand dedicated to lemonade development opens. They work on making lemons that will save the human race in the event of a lemon apocalypse. The lemonade that they sell is iffy, and the other lemonade stand owners on the block are suspicious as to exactly what they are injecting their lemons with.

  • The Serpent's Hand:

    A lemonade gang that roams the streets in search of anyone marketing lemons. If your lemons have one bump, they will steal them and set them alight in the streets. If your lemons have two, they will steal them, yell at you about how inhumane it is to keep lemons with two bumps captive, and disappear into a back alley. With your lemons.

  • Unusual Incidents Unit (UIU), Federal Bureau of Investigation:

    Two kids new to the lemonade business set up shop down the street. They pretend they know what they're doing when selecting their lemons and making their lemonade, but all the other lemonade stand owners know that they don't know a thing about how to safely handle lemons.

kristinkemper:

Here’s my contribution to the /creepythread book! I considered several different creepypastas for this project, but nothing captured my imagination quite like Timmy, also known as SCP-1192.

From the SCP wiki: 

After several minutes and with some difficulty, SCP-1192 managed to write down an address for a residential home in ██████████, Montana. Undercover agents sent to the specified residence determined that the location is inhabited by Mr. and Mrs. ███████ as well as their son, Timothy ███████, age 7. Agents assigned to monitor the family have noted nothing out of the ordinary with the family thus far.

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